Доктор Кто - Старая земная шутка
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River sat on the console Tardis and dangled her legs in a completely shameless way, periodically pressing on different levers, on some-several times. The mild noise of the engines was heard, and somewhere nearby, below, the doctor was busy.
- What is wrong with the five -phase stabilizers of the gravitational field?
- How many times have I told you that they should not be connected to the connector from the accelerator of the relative temporary stream of the pool, honey?
- The previous landing was much softer ...
“Because when you stumble on the wire and pull it out, sweet, you need to return it back to the same nest, and not poke it“ here it seems to be suitable. ” Tardis, of course, understands everything and can forgive and do a lot in his own way, but it was too irresponsible even for you.
Downstairs, something corrupted loudly and boomed. For the last hour, already in the air, in the air, smelled at the same time smoke and ozone. From below, a cough was heard mixed with “oh” and “I won’t” anymore. ” River habitually turned on the fans.
- That's certain - "a wonderful idiot." More precisely, it was impossible to choose the words, - smiling, the woman stroked the console.
- Oh, that’s much better! It is necessary to make it so that it works in all emergency situations ... What do you say, old woman, if I also install smoke sensors here?
- Isn't it easier to just turn on the ventilation at full power every time you are going to work? I can even see from here that you burned this cable. He, by the way, is from the finest organic fiber. A wonderful idiot ... Only you could try to connect two wires of different sizes and different colors, right? About the fact that they had different inscriptions on them, I am generally silent. Experimenter…
- Oh, don't be angry! I'm not going to blow anything else! Although I was not going.
“This, by the way, was one of the camouflage tuning cables,” River traced the flight called to the heap “to eject”, “although what am I talking about?” Tardis and so much like. The question is also how this system has lost, isn't it?
-Yes, ah ... it seems that now everything is fine.
- That is, you are not at all worried that during the landing a couple of rooms will mix a little, right? Although, why do you need this? You almost never are there. Golf course? Why do you need a golf field? When was the last time you played?
The doctor skipped up the stairs, diverged around his axis and bowed a little.
-Well, we fly somewhere or wait until Clara wakes up?
Tardis buzzed low. River lifted her eyes to the ceiling.
“You will never stop, right?”
- You're right…
“... That's what I love you for this,” the woman said dreamily somewhere in the ceiling, “my“ Mr. Shilo-in-one-some ”.
- ... without Clara it will be completely dishonest! So we take it, - the doctor approaches the side of the console nearly reaching his wife, - and starting the time in her room a little faster and ... Stop! After a few minutes, her alarm clock should rain. Excellent.
“Sometimes it even seems to me that you can hear me.”
River looks away from the ceiling and pays attention to the doctor. Slowly raises his hand to his hair and stops it a few centimeters from them. The lord of time carefully studies something on the screen, checking the date and place where he will fly this time. He always wants to show only the best. The woman exhales rowedly. He lowers his hand. Slopes from the console and becomes at the exit from Tardis with his back to the doctor.
“Do you know the old joke with your beloved earth?” "Doctor, everyone ignores me!" It seems that I understood the whole irony of that situation!
And laughs.
The doctor jerks the cheek and the fingers squeezing the monitor.
But River does not see this.
River disappears before Clara comes.