Елена Ваенга - Свинка, Манная каша, Мама родная, Тюбик
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"Piggy"
My husband, thoroughbred pig
My other half
He said once: - Dear friend
I appreciate the affairs of your hands
What kind of courage, what pigsty
I will always be your partner!
I don't need your girlfriends
They are not tribal pigs
And from you I bastard -
You are a real pig!

"Porridge"
I don't cook you in the morning
And my borsch is water.
Such as me, I do not wish the enemies,
I'm even worse than the enemy.
I get up as usual - two hours, two
Do not touch me to two.
But at night I jump like a horse,
Like a mad goat!
But it will not be worse -
You don't be sad in vain -
Not all such people!
Which? Well, for example, like me.
Sell me for three rubles -
It will not be difficult for you to sell.
But in a day they will ask me to pick up
As a reward for three mowers!
And under the side, every day of God -
Why such rubbish?
This is not even lazy to kill such
Although, you know ...
It will not be worse -
You don't be sad in vain
Not all such people.
Which? Well, for example, like me!

"My dear mother"
My dear mother
Who will condemn you?
Well, did you know, giving birth to me
What is my fate?

I was not beaten in childhood
Cherished days and nights
Well, in general, in short,
Love me
Maybe even very
They taught everything in a row
And did not spare money
Thought my husband would be a scientist
Or at least an academician

Neither mom nor dad knew
What awaits their heart wound!
The time has come
And I brought into the house
Neighboring bully

No apartment and cottage
I don’t need a money amount!
I thought at that time
Was among all the smartest

Work and nationality
After all, this is not the main thing in people!
After all, the main thing in general is just that
That he loves me very much

Well, mom drank valerian,
And dad waved his hand:
"You were a fool and you will remain a fool
Daughter, hell with you "

Well, we began to live like people
The soul with the soul fell asleep
But fate turned over for me
The coin is the wrong side

I get to work at eight
And he already, a bastard, accepts
And I say: "It's not good!"
And he doesn't understand me

I often asked for
To the theater, well, or in the gallery
And he is every day
Fot for a jerk
A couple with a green snake

I once told him:
"After all, there is something more important in life!"
He said nothing, slowly stood up
..... and cracked my neck

Here are twenty years passed
And here is a picture on the face:
Old I ... there is no horseradish ...
And my husband is with ... Kotina!

My daughter has their own interests
Son does not get off the doubles
And also husband in appendage
Frantic alcoholic

My dear mother
Well, who will condemn you?
Well, did you know, giving birth to me
What is my fate?

"Tube"
I suffered him in the spring.
He was an almost famous nibbler.
We kissed him under the pine
And he got married, since honest.

He drank a little, he was not a little, -
Such happiness only happens.
One thing was closed - he will clean the zybi,
And after the tube does not stop.

But I did not have attention then -
Such a can of the sky is given to me.
I had everything like a woman,
Everything, even a tube, he is not Laden.

And he, Pisyya, fell into Nipvani,
And then VDP will say: ,
And then, a prisoner, he will drag it into a bath,
And there: and there is an open paste.

And I like it, socks.
In the sypa, the bylonal kybik was laid,
And I applied everything, everything was Yamal:
"Cleaned Zybi, Zamo, Damn, Tube!"

He said to me so dumbfounded:
"All this is a whim, and second -bearing"
Tell me, girls, you can
Love and shit simultaneously.

And I got to the neighbor with annoyance,
After all, the neighbor’s neighbor's jaw.
The shelf of the tube from
Lies to be shutty. What a job.