Емеля Московский - Про Украину
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On behalf of the Church of the Slavs,
Emelya Moscow, is a specific kid.
The truth - he broadcasts his uterus,
And let the people read ...

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On the outskirts of the power,
Where there was little order,
Where raspberries always bloomed,
In a word, there - in Ukraine
The hut "Tsar" decided to build.
To understand everything to arrange everything;
"Pahana" put in it,
So that he would follow everything.

Well, and as in a normal hut,
Rubbing calmly cotton
So as not to confuse the shores,
All things were happening in it.

All suits kept closely.
Everyone knew his place there:
Grev, common fund, loot on con -
In general, in the hut was .... Law.

Guys of trees are lying,
They drag the bulls for the horns,
Who has talent - draws,
Domes, crosses.

Someone rolled boots,
Everyone knows his own.
There was even a thunderbate
Who takes responsibility -
Instead of the roof, the proud Golden Eagle.
The sensitive glance tenaciously holds
All snakes, devils and bitches.
Catchs hard for fright.

But there are still sluts,
Unfortunately, not a few.
They all clearly steer
Timoshenka - Shmara Julia.

That still flight - a bird,
Flapsed from the Maidan, Bix,
It was a white sheep.
On the head of her crown -
A pigtail was twisted into the bagel,
And herself is thin, like a match.

In the hut, Julia was sheltered,
The waffle was fed deliciously,
Heated, drunk,
Her "shaggy fish" was opened.
And the biksa is on the mind -
Only politics in the country.

The thrust of power beckons her,
She crawls to make a hitch
Pahana, remove from the throne.
The raven thought ... ..

- How can you arrange everything?
What should I personally rule the hut?

I remembered the White House.
So in the Language language
Called "bitch zone",
Where there was no law.

Where activists rule,
Shovinists, masturbations.
Julia - vile slut,
It scribes them to Taku Malyava:

"I will sell my soul to the devil,
Spread the Maidan.
Let all the thieves on the knife,
Turn in the hut! "

"White House" meets mail
Lightning marked "urgently"!
There was a barn at the White House -
Epicenter of lawlessness!
Not a barn - rather a hut,
Bitch a booth, dirt, mess.
Immorality, shame and trash,
Metis Obam ruled in her.

Was a bananovy biksa,
I cleaned the toilets with a brush,
I earned my honor -
Black -burned shit.

Invest in the Maidan
All decided by the poaching.
How is it all to concoct?
Shit the hut at the crests,
Intimidate, sell, kill,
Euro dollars to bode.

And he drove the hose hut,
Biging all the whores.
Gave a joke, whispered the tattoo,
Ukrainians are confused:

- Where is the truth? Where is the lie?
Brother to the brother sharpens the knife.

And the hut drives a tulka everything,
Furious about Shmara Yulka,
Everything has developed as it should:
Pahana drove away from the hut,
The formidable Golden Eagle did not help either.
The correct regime was overthrown ...

What to do? How to be?
How can I steer a hut?
Bumbarak, sitting on a palm tree,
I imagined beautifully:
Kyiv, Lviv, Lugansk, Donetsk.
And finally came up with ...

- There is one candidate!
Ass - like a score,
The name is Petyuni.
And at least a point like a pot.
The cockerel will be sweet,
He will have everything ok!

He is in the Obamovsky hut,
Where they tend to breaks,
For the parach, he was responsible
He played the role diligently.

Having unbuttoned Obama Gulfik,
Disney cartoon sucked.
Petya was quickly ordered,
It was driven by branded.

I substituted the ass well -
And they called it - Parashenko!
Petya is a chocolate eye,
And the diamond burns in the glass.

Pete in the ears of the three
"President" to become, they said.
Turning the tudes-soda,
He became the head of the country.

Parashenko in tender
It delights.
Took a rooster on a broom,
Status, power, and a lot of money.

The mayor made Klitschko
Having drilled his point.
Not in the ring - stupidly in cards, they played with him just like that
Planted on a Christmas tree.

And to the ministers - the egg,
Pubic Erosh Puh,
He has long passed by the point
Bald skinny egg.
And since there would be no mouth -
Do not see