Жванецкий - Трудности кино
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Very big difficulties at the cinema. The biggest, terrible difficulties at the filmmakers. Do not know directly. Requirements for reliability increased, and there are no old tanks, there are few maizes. Frak people worn to wear. Rudeness and rudeness in Siberia just gets nothing, and the education in St. Petersburg does not go for now. Aristocracy in St. Petersburg does not yet go. If the hero is just sitting - nothing, but how the mouth will open - so does not go. Or, there, self-esteem, here is this non-identity of the person ...

It is felt that he was told. Maybe they demanded, scolded, wages were deprived, they did not pay the hospital. Well, he played a feeling of this dignity. And, apparently, wants: and his head raises, and on tiptoe, and drinks to strengthen, but still does not know how.

Women's pride - so that without Mata, from the inside ... Well, even when it lies, bodied by a sheet, the announcer says:

"Proud very". And when it opens, it still does not call - it shudders, mowing, and it is still felt.

Count English is also awkward, sideways, everything is afraid to enter your castle. Well, if the jacket from the neck on a quarter behind and the neck as a pestle in the bell, how do you show aristocracy, if pants and jacket need to continuously support?! Or a queen's hand to kiss, or keep the pantalon. And the hand is still needed to look for her: she too shakes strive.

Food is not given yet, this is not swallowing, but food as a meal. The old woman was invited to the consilium, but they also painted the art of food: they also tormented entirely to swallow and still in the bag. And this is props.

And the old people were walking such that the jacket was not moving separately from the owner. Or - the entire Hitler's headquarters in the uniforms is not in size, and the speaker says that all of Europe works on them. But it's all outwardly, of course, and annoys someone who remained alive and remembers.

Internally, disputes are bad, even literary. Everyone somehow adheres to one opinion and, for the sake of God, do not want the other, for God's sake.

The dedication of one man is still funny, as long as a woman looks funny. And in general, handling a woman, all these bows, getting up, respect, worship ... they do, of course, but for very extra money. Consultant One, years of eighty and two, also already climbed: Dushanbe, Kyiv, Frunze, Tashkent ... "Exception, let me", "only after you," "I would be the last scum, Madame, if I left you in the appropriate position" . The phrase does not go: "Let me take on myself" - or: "It's hard for you, let me ..." And already phrase: "I led you, I will answer everything" - right with a stroke. And such: "I am not expensive to my place, an expensive thing" - it turns out only in parts.

It is difficult until the erudite, thoughtful person began to play, and even though the performer wrinkles forehead and squints, such a breakdown has not yet convinced.

The costumes and shoes are preserved, but when we are above the old noble clothes, we see the face and the entire side of the buffetrics of the modern anti-aircraft column, something prevents us from believe in her Latin.

A group of American cowboys on horseback is still crying jumping, and even the horses have our muzzles.

Well, there - cannon beer, lobsters, screams "I am ruined!" Or "I am in Paris in the case!" Although the Russian language, but neither the Contractor nor the audience of this language is not yet understood.

But with the departure of old people from the stage and from the room, the equilibrium between the screen and the viewer is gradually restored.