Ирина Иконникова - Поздняя любовь
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Dear ladies, please don't judge us too harshly;
We’re singing this little tune just for the guys.
We’re going to tease you a little bit today—
Just a bit of trolling, for no particular reason why.

To all the Lenas, Marinas, Katies, and Dashas:
Please understand that all men are just boys at heart.
They’ve got the same "bugs in their heads" as you do—
The only difference is the size of the swarm.

If your girlfriend is scolding you sternly,
Threatening to leave you forever and go—
Don't be too hasty; just wait for a moment—
She might just decide she’s never going to go.

But if she *has* left, vanishing without a trace,
Just laugh out loud—spite your troubles with glee!
If a bride-to-be runs off with another guy,
Well, who really got lucky remains to be seen.

If a beauty with an angelic face
Suddenly hints at a passionate fling—
Be on your guard! For right there, beneath her bra,
A treacherous, stormy deception might be brewing.

If you’re a guy made of the right kind of stuff,
Just laugh out loud—spite that bitch with glee!
Let that "bride with no place to go" run off to another—
Today, it’s not *her* who got lucky; it’s *you*.

It happens sometimes: after parting ways with a guy,
A girl comes knocking, begging to come in and complain.
Don't you dare let her in! Out there, behind the door, lurks a traitor—
Kick her right out! You can worry about "manners" later!

You’re a tough guy, made of the right kind of stuff—
Just laugh out loud—spite that schemer with glee!
If some other guy’s bride comes knocking at your door,
Tell her to turn right around—she’s out of luck.

You’re a tough guy, made of the right kind of stuff—
Just laugh out loud—spite your troubles with glee!
If a bride-to-be runs off with another guy,
Well, who really got lucky remains to be seen.