Иван Попандопуло - Чудовище
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Zdarov all of you gentlemen
Why did you come here
Want to know you my secret
But there is no secret at all, because I

Monster, the monster don't come to me
Monster, monster and who can give me an answer
Monster, the monster why was I born in the light
A monster, a monster of a dumb there is no me in the world

I wash only once a year
And then just to change socks
Everyone turns their eyes from me
and clamp their noses

I sweat in minus forty
And even when the sun does not shine wax
And there is nothing to talk about
I am the most natural monster

Chorus

But the worst of all is all,
That I am not only a freak in appearance
I throw everyone, always and everything
But let's go without offense, because I