Из Сибири с Любовью - Поликлиника
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I woke up in the morning, I don't feel like working
I decided today - I won't leave my house
I think I'll quickly make an appointment with a doctor
I'll torture myself with a week's sick leave

I went to the public services to make an appointment
No lines at the hospital, everything is fine
I went to the office, until the appointment, shit
But the granny is yelling I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE SINCE THE MORNING

I wasn't happy with this arrangement
I immediately made a brick in my face
I tell myself I don't give a shit, here's the time on the coupon
She's yelling so much, the doctor died in the office

I hit the old woman right in the ear with a swing
She's fucking annoying, she's a slut
But I endured this blow steadfastly
She hit me on the legs with a cane

Hemorrhoids became inflamed
I can't find peace

I expected this
I prescribed a two-room apartment for the granny

I'm taking it like the trainer taught me I stand
And clearly write a two in her beard
The jaw dropped and the granny is bleeding
Aibolit is already hurrying after her

I stood in line for this like Mayweather
So that I can calmly drink a pink blazer at home
The battle is won, I got sick
Now I'm sitting at home and I'm happy about it

Grandma, granny, faggot, wow