Виктор Третьяков - Тюбик
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Тюбик
Я повстречала его весною,
Он был художник, почти известный.
Мы целовались с ним под сосною,
Ну, и он женился, поскольку — честный!
Он пил не много, он был не грубым,
Такое счастье, девки, лишь раз бывает.
Одно смущало — почистит зубы,
И, вечно, тюбик не закрывает…
Но я внимания, сперва, не обращала,
(такой мужчина мне небом даден)
И всё по-бабьи ему прощала,
Всё, даже тюбик, будь он не ладен.
А муж, рисуя, впадал в нирвану:
То, вдруг, обнимет: люблю, говорит, и баста!
То, вдруг, проказник, затащит в ванну,
А там…открыта зубная паста!
А я, как дура, носки стирала,
В супы ложила бульонный кубик,
И всё просила, всё умоляла:
ПОЧИСТИЛ ЗУБЫ — ЗАКРОЙ, БЛИН, ТЮБИК!!!
А он, скотина, ну как нарочно,
Всё это, Глаша, говорит, второстепенно…
Скажите, девки, ну разве можно
Любить и гадить одновременно?
И я с досады ушла к соседу,
Ведь у соседа вставная челюсть…
На полке тюбик от «Блендамеду»
Лежит закрытый… Какая прелесть!!!
Tube
I met his spring,
He was an artist, almost famous.
We kissed him under Sine,
Well, and he married, because - honest!
He drank not much, he was not rude,
Such happiness, girls, only once happens.
One embarrassed - cleaned his teeth,
And, forever, the tube does not close ...
But I first did not pay
(Such a man is Daden to me)
And all the babies forgot him,
Everything, even a tube, whether it is not laden.
And the husband, drawing, fell into Nirvana:
That, suddenly, will overtake: I love, says, and Basta!
That, suddenly, pursuit, drag into the bath,
And there ... a toothpaste is open!
And I, like a fool, socks was washing,
In the soups lay a bouillon cube,
And I asked everything, everything begged:
I cleaned my teeth - close, damn, tube !!!
And he, cattle, well, as purpose,
All this, hearing, says secondary ...
Tell me, girls, well, can you
Love and shit at the same time?
And I went to my neighbor with an annoyance,
After all, the neighbor is a plug-in jaw ...
On the shelf tube from "Blendamed"
Lies closed ... What is the charm !!!
I met his spring,
He was an artist, almost famous.
We kissed him under Sine,
Well, and he married, because - honest!
He drank not much, he was not rude,
Such happiness, girls, only once happens.
One embarrassed - cleaned his teeth,
And, forever, the tube does not close ...
But I first did not pay
(Such a man is Daden to me)
And all the babies forgot him,
Everything, even a tube, whether it is not laden.
And the husband, drawing, fell into Nirvana:
That, suddenly, will overtake: I love, says, and Basta!
That, suddenly, pursuit, drag into the bath,
And there ... a toothpaste is open!
And I, like a fool, socks was washing,
In the soups lay a bouillon cube,
And I asked everything, everything begged:
I cleaned my teeth - close, damn, tube !!!
And he, cattle, well, as purpose,
All this, hearing, says secondary ...
Tell me, girls, well, can you
Love and shit at the same time?
And I went to my neighbor with an annoyance,
After all, the neighbor is a plug-in jaw ...
On the shelf tube from "Blendamed"
Lies closed ... What is the charm !!!
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