Frank Sidebottom - The Monopoly Song
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Oh! Hotel on Mayfair
ive got a hotel on Park Lane, the blue one
and Little Frank? He's not even got a house on the Old Kent Road!
oh ive got hotels on all the reds and the greens and all the yellow ones
he's not even got a light blue one and he's not been past the waterworks
TAKE IT AWAY, ME!
Oh! Hotel on Mayfair
I've got a hotel on Park Lane, the blue one!
and Little Frank? He's not even got a house on the Old Kent Road!
oh ive got hotels on all the reds and the greens and all the yellow ones
he's not even got a light blue one and he's not been past the waterworks
like Jackie Charlton
some players are small
like Alan Ball
some players are very very very tall
tall as the little anties
estudiantes
stripe shirts and black panties
oh yeah, oh yeah
oooh yeah
you know they are - they are!