GOVNOSBROD - Молочник
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Once upon a time there lived a man
A man worked as a milkman
Had 100 cows on his farm
I’m ready to sell my milk to everyone

Didn’t inflate prices for the product
I poured my product into the milk tanker
And brought it to the market at 6 am
To sell milk to people

But something happened to him

Milkman hit by milk truck
The milk spilled and his brain spread
Milkman hit by milk truck
The milk spilled and his brain spread

Detectives were investigating
Who could kill the milkman?
Whose milk tanker was it then?
The number was called and a question arose

This is his milk tanker
On it the milkman carried milk to everyone
He forgot to secure his handcuff
It was sad to bury the poor fellow

Milkman hit by milk truck
The milk spilled and his brain spread
Milkman hit by milk truck
The milk spilled and his brain spread

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Uncle Valera we miss you
Uncle Valera we miss you
Uncle Valera we miss you
Uncle Valera we miss you