Team fortress 2 - Piece-A-Piss
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Here's a touching story:
Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The End.

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Sorry there, nurse!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Gah...I'm actually gettin' worse.

(AHEM) Good day to you!
Spoy 'round here!
(GAH) Peekaboo! I never really was on your side.
(BANG) Oy was never on your side, either!
Oh dear, I have made quite a mess...
How many times have you died? Oy'm actually gettin' impressed.
You disgust me, filthy jar-man! (HAHAHA, you live in a van!)
Nnnghh... (OOH- Oh, you suck.)
Skill always beats luck.
Well played "mate," I did all I could.
(Aaauggh!) How's 'at bullet feel? Feel good?
Oh, please! Just stay dead.
Stupid bloody spies! Piss off, big-head!
(Ooooff!) Backstab that! (Augh!) Sneak around this... (CRIT) Piece 'a piss!

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' bomb-lobbin' simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Sorry there, nurse!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Gah...I'm actually gettin' worse.

[Singing more beautiful than a choir of a thousand angels]

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' lard-armed simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
I could do this all day!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Wicked! Bombs away! (SPLASH)

I told ya' snipin' was a good job.