The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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©1999 The Arrogant Worms
This song appears on Dirt!, Gift Wrapped, and Semi-Conducted.

I am cow; hear me moo.
I weigh twice as much as you,
And I look good on the barbecue.
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders.
I am cow. I am cow. Hear me moo. (Moo)

I am cow; eating grass.
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch.
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner.
I am cow. I am cow. I've got gas.

I am cow; here I stand
Far and wide upon this land,
And I am living everywhere.
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand.
I am cow. I am cow. I am cow.
I am cow. I am cow. I am cow!