The Constructus Corporation - Long Street
текст песни

What hell is that
Frank is going
Get away
I don't want you going to the woods again kids and I'm warning you
The people of Long Street lived very simple lives
They had wonderful natures were never impolite
Up until the day the Juju Man came to town
Check it out as I break it down
Misses Lekkerlegs was busy hanging her washing on the line
So what happened next was definitely like the last thing on her mind
An unfamiliar voice behind her said how do you do
Now I'm very well thanks she replied but now who are you
The strange character in the top hat and a long black coat
Introduced himself politely and then said on that note
I'd like to show you another something that I doubt you've ever seen
Here, take a look at this beautiful machine
The strange little gadget started changing like magic
And cleverly made it's way up to the clothesline
In a blink of an eye removed the clothes
And spun them around till they were dry
And had them all folded very neatly in no time
Oh my said Misses Lekkerlegs was quite taken back
Very curious about this mysterious character in black
And very soon the whole town was making a scene
About the Juju man and his amazing machine
Something very extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(Do what I'm telling you)
Something very extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(What what are you talking about)
The next day the Juju man went walking through town
Well aware of what everybody was talking about
He had some time to kill before his appointment a little later with the mayor
So he took this opportunity to socialize a bit
And just between you and me the most surprising shit is about to spark
The strangest things that could happen are coming out the dark
Just when you expect them least the lies never rest in peace
Anyway today was kinda like quite an important day uh
Everybody had come to see the Juju Man's special present for the mayor
He greeted the crowd with a bow and opened his big fat sack
And at that, presented the mayor with the black backpack
Everybody standing 'round went oh
The mayor put it on and was like (Hmm what does it do)
All of the sudden two long metal arms and bright red buttons at the end
Extended from out of the backpack
Grab a hold of them my friend
The mayor followed this instruction and felt the power surge
As the special metal wings emerged
Then everybody cried out with glee
As the major took off clumsily like a bumblebee
Something very extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(You know whatever I'm trying to do my work so just shut up)
Something very extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(Hey I mean I totally got no time come on men I have consideration)
(Meanwhile in the woods)
Now Snuffle gruff called an important meeting with the Boom-Band
Something funny is goin' on we better do somethin' about it soon man
There's a humongous metal fungus spreading, and everyone's acting weird
And the strangest thing of all is we're the only ones who can see it
We gotta do something to get everyone's attention
And hit them with our supernatural frequency selection
We can build a big thing on the back of my grandpa's donkey cart
And take a nice slow cruise through town with our fat beats pumping hard
And we could call it uhm oh yeah The Long Street Carnival!
Cause I know that Juju Man is definitely up to something horrible
Okay we got quite a lot of stuff to do so come on let's get busy
The big fish is about to get taken out by some crazy little fishes
(Stop this)
The big day arrived as advertised and everyone got with the festive vibe
As he sun rose to bless the sky by shining extra bright
Well Snuffle gruff mesmerized these humans with his magnificent vibration
Even some visitors from afar where like (Man isn't this song crazy)
The speakers bumped as the Boom-Band freaked the funk
And all the smiling people feeling the song singing along
Without a care in the world, all shouting and clapping
All totally unaware of what is about to happen
Something very extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(Listen old man come on man you being a pain in my ass just for one second)
Something very extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(Get out Sir please get out I can't work if you here just please leave George)
(Goodness gracious)
The Boom-Band bloomed beautifully that sunny afternoon
The day the machine stopped working was a day no one would forget soon
A terribly dreadful cry pierced through the Long Street Carnival
As the Juju Man emerged from his brand new house on the hill
He cried like some kind of evil alien new-born
As the Boom-Band's incredible metaphysical vibe revealed his true form
People screamed as the evil fiend
Morphed into some kinda park-town-prawn-like monster
Watching him emitting a excruciating high pitched squeak like when you cook a lobster
Most of the crowd scattered, others started praying
But the Boom-Band just kept on playing
The creator rose into the air, squirming and started spraying
This disgusting, smelly yellow stuff as it flew back to its master
With his tail between his legs and everybody lived happily ever after
The End
(So you hit those alien takes)