The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite
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How do you do?
I see you've met my, faithful, handyman
He's just a little brought down
'Cause when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual,Transylvania

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

[Brad Majors:]
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry

We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night
[Riff Raff:] Night!
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] Or maybe a bite
[Columbia:] Bite!
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite
Sweet transvestite!
From Transsexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici.....pation
But maybe the rain
Isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause...
But not the symptom