The road to Hogwarts - Человек-Пылесос
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Seryoga Engineer of Automotor Depot,
I hated evil with all my heart from birth
From nature, truly having golden hands
At work, when he lit up from boredom
From Coca Kola, and cutlets,
Collected anti -tank missiles
And from sneakers, and latex condom
Could create conditions for a miner explosion
In short, completely, uniquely excellent
Collected weapons from absolutely anything
But otherwise everything is like people,
Raised two small daughters
After work at home, his beauty is waiting for his beauty
Prepares dinner and nurses the kids she
But peace and happiness broke to fluff and dust
The heart appeared in the heart for loved ones.
What has turned into our glorious, kind street
You will no longer see a single Russian face here anymore
Our good city was captured by the hordes of black
And with her crime, violence and tons of drugs
And in the morning we wake up every time
for the call of mules for the morning prayer
Now for a silver pectoral cross
This is an occasion to be killed for these places
The times terrible from now on
Darkness thickened over our city
Once going out into the street with his wife and daughters
They flew bottles, sticks stones
A huge screaming crowd blocked the road
Animal Hari with white foam at the mouth
In the hands of sticks, bats, hammers and knives
Hey why your woman is without a shear
We give you three days
so that you leave our land
Seryoga without thinking about this ultimatum
Answered in Russian went bitch fuck
The flock did not expect such an answer to such an answer
Seryoga without hesitation prescribed the first in fucking
And using the seal from the knocked out tooth
Instantly built a smoke bomb
There was an explosion under the smoke curtain
Seryoga with his wife and children disappeared

Van, Vant Tu Fri, Dude
Welcome to brother Bitch three
Yes, holy revenge will happen !!
Gather weapons from what is!
TV plus microwave
It turns out a super laser rifle
Vantus plus toilet refresh
Now this is a mega -core incident
Electrician, pan and glass wool
It turns out fragmentation atomic grenade
Refrigerator plus the plaque from the belt
Now this is a bulletproof nanobron
Tape recorder from a computer is disconnected in the entrance
Now it is a microdistry quantopolep
A vacuum cleaner that lay in the attic one
Became an engine for supersonic hypertorbin
Van, van tu fries
Brother bitch three begins
Dude remember that no pumped up fists
They will never be able to defeat pumped brains

While Seryoga was cleaning his area
And put order back in it
Cyborgov Army and Doctor Evil
I decided to arrange an insidious western
On the first channel on a live broadcast
Announced that this sinful world is capturing
The sad outcome of fate is a foregone conclusion
From now on, all the people around his slave
Resistance is useless, it will be punishable
I order everyone to give up the bitch immediately
But destined for him to commit a self -breeze
After all, a vacuum cleaner is already following him

Van, Vant Tu Fri, Dude
Welcome to brother Bitch three
Yes, holy revenge will happen !!
Gather weapons from what is!
TV plus microwave
It turns out a super laser rifle
Vantus plus toilet refresh
Now this is a mega -core incident
Electrician, pan and glass wool
It turns out fragmentation atomic grenade
Refrigerator plus the plaque from the belt
Now this is a bulletproof nanobron
Tape recorder from a computer is disconnected in the entrance
Now it is a microdistry quantopolep
A vacuum cleaner that lay in the attic one
Became an engine for supersonic hypertorbin
Van, van tu fries
Brother bitch three begins
Dude remember that no evil in the world
Can never defeat good

SOS SOS SO Remember SOS
A vacuum cleaner is in a hurry to help
Somewhere in the ocean the ship sinks
Huge dysfun
A passage aircraft falls to the ground
A man of a vacuum cleaner will surely save everyone