Ultimate Anime Hero - Ultimate Anime Hero
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ULTIMATE ANIME HERO!
ULTIMATE ANIME HERO!
THE GREATEST SAVIOR ANIME HAS EVER KNOWN
IS THE COMBINATION OF MANY HEROES
HE'S GOT DETERMINATION AND HOPE OF NARUTO
AND THE CUNNING CALCULATION OF ZERO
HE'S PART ROBOT LIKE "PATLABOR" POLICE
AND HE'S HIP HOP LIKE "SAMURAI CHAMPLOO"
RUBBER LIMBS LIKE PIRATE LUFFY IN "ONE PIECE"
AND THE "DRAGON BALL" POWERS OF GOKU!
OF GOKU, OF GOKU!

( kisses )

ULTIMATE ANIME HERO
ULTIMATE ANIME HERO
A ROBOT LIKE SHINJI'S EVANGELION
BUT NO ISSUES WITH HIS DEAD MOMMY
LIKE RIN OKUMURA, HE'S SATAN'S SPAWN
AND HE CARRIES A DEATH NOTE FROM A SHINIGAMI
HIS SWORD ART SKILLS ARE CRAZY SICK
AND HE TRANSFORMS INTO A TITAN
CLAPS HIS HANDS LIKE EDWARD ELRIC
GOES BATTOSAI WHEN HE'S FIGHTING
FIGHTING, FIGHTING

ULTIMATE ANIME HERO
ULTIMATE ANIME HERO
HE'S GOT NO POWERS FROM THAT DUDE IN "BLEACH"
BECAUSE "BLEACH" IS A TERRIBLE SHOW...

( static, clicks )

HIS "BERSERK" ARMOR UNLEASHES THE BEAST
WHILE DOING "COWBOY BEBOP'S JEET KUN DO
A ROBOT IN HIS HEAD LIKE "FLCL"
CRAZY VIOLENT LIKE "ELFEN LIED"
THE MAJOR'S EQUIPMENT FROM "GHOST IN THE SHELL"
AND WHATEVER POWERS ARE IN "GUNDAM SEED"
IN "GUNDAM SEED,"
IN "GUNDAM SEED"

ULTIMATE ANIME HERO
ULTIMATE ANIME HERO
SAILOR MOON'S WAND AND BIKE OF KANEDA
"TRIGUN", "HELLSING", "RING OF "UTENA"!
TOTORO!