David Tennant - Murder in Samarkand song
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I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegetable, animal, or mineral
I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical
>From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous,
In short on matters vegetable, animal, or mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general