Dick Valentine - I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover
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I took a cue,
A cue from you,
All my sins are now weapons too

I smelled the stench of your groom,
I think it's safe to assume ‒
Your rose has permanently lost its bloom

And I bought a Mountain Dew,
But I don't drink Mountain Dew,
I just needed a bottle to throw at you

And I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover,
I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover

If I can give you some advice,
Throw out your sugar and despise,
And next time maybe you'll think twice,
Maybe I should walk you through it,
Even birds and bees do it
Without destroying the family unit

It's enough to make me hurl,
I brought you into this world,
And I can push you out too, girl

Oh, I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover,
He's a sore for sighted eyes,
I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's Lover,
Yeah, he just ain't my kind of guy
Oh I...
Oh I...

And as usual, your mother prefers to remain silent

And your brother boozes the day away,
Day away

This story's getting sad,
Cause being someone's dad
Should never hurt quite this bad

Now please, feel free,
Take this paternal tip from me:
Get thine ass to a nunnery!

Return the clay to the parlor,
Blood is thinner than water,
I no longer consider her my daughter

And I am repulsed by my own reflection,
I think it's safe to say
I over-reacted upon reflection,
Yeah, I'm just that kind of guy
Oh I...
Oh I...
Oh I...
Oh I...