Грустный Оптимист - 10. Паника-панихида
текст песни

1st verse:
It all started well, no one expected a break ...
Why did I go somewhere ?? it would be better to stay at home!
And not a cloudy sky, and even no thunder is
They could not force me to break the system differently.
In any way, it will rain, and I was going fishing,-
There is a lot of free time, it is not a pity to spend it.
Fishing rods, bait, tackle, grub, mineral water ...
Spit in bad weather when the soul is hot!
As hardening, once went to the forest for mushrooms;
All that is needed, we took and moved in a place with friends.
Golden crowns of trees, autumn leaves under the feet ...
The beauty in the forest is such that it is not described in words!
Reinforced with pies, they were not too lazy to relax,
Since in search of mushrooms we are very tired.
They lost their way from the right path, at the ravine found themselves;
Five hours wandered in the forest, and in the end they got lost !!!

Chorus:
Panic, Panichid, Catastrophe, Panic,
It seems that we are destined to share the fate of the Titanic.
Panic, catastrophe, memorial service, panic,
We will all get stuck here forever and die. Well, glorious!

2nd verse:
Or, for example ... once I managed to get stuck in the elevator:
Once in a closed space, he began to panic.
Then I guessed to click on the button to call the dispatcher;
As a result, the doors opened and I went further for a walk.
Since then I have claustrophobia, not only paranoia,
And if not the first, then the second will certainly happen.
Wherever I go, I can’t find peace anywhere,
Wherever I am, something bad will always happen to me.
That's why I will never sit on the plane,
Which Stopudovo will fall- I know this in advance!
Even in ordinary minibuses, I am still unlucky:
Either the door will jam, then one of the passengers will give it.
It was a matter, once I almost drowned once,
During the next fishing, cut off from citizens.
With a fishing rod in his hands stumbled and went to the bottom, it became scary.
Thank God, he floated somehow, albeit wet, like paper.

Chorus:
Panic, Panichid, Catastrophe, Panic,
It seems that I am destined to share the fate of the Titanic.
Panic, catastrophe, memorial service, panic,
In the river, some kind of campaign found a drowned man.
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3 verse:
They wanted to go to the cinema, watch the movie with his brother,
We got dressed, took the money and walked - he is nearby.
We approach the box office, and we are told, they say, "a passport is necessary,
Film 18+, without documents we will not let you in, guys! "
We are both in shock. The head has an unreal amount of mat,
But there is nothing to do. We went from the building and went to another cinema,
On a children's cartoon. We will give ourselves to eat part of the salary,
We go for tickets ... and then suddenly, like a thunder, rolled,
The phrase sounds: "The tickets are over, come tomorrow!"
Silent silence ... you can hear slot machines ...
Silence was broken by the crazy laughter of a cousin.
No, well, true, we are not to blame for anything! ..
I will celebrate this date in the calendar, with black light,
After all, we managed to stay without tickets twice in a day!
And so always: on Saturdays, Fridays and even Wednesdays,
We are haunted by tricks, as if troubles are our credo.

Chorus:
Panic, Panichid, Catastrophe, Panic,
Life gives under the ass stronger than any guard.
Panic, catastrophe, memorial service, panic,
I always balance on the verge of a whip and a stick.
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